Declaration of Romantic Intent Form
Dear [name of recipient], I wish to inform you that I consider you to be a [superlative] human being, a quality which I consider [adjective of magnitude] attractive. Frankly, the world is filled with many [undesirable human quality] people, though you are far more [remarkable characteristic] than them. I find myself daydreaming about [plotline of your fantasy]. Your [body parts plural] are like [rare or precious thing] and your [body part singular] reminds me of [something desirable]. I would happily [an extreme act] in order to [goal of such an absurd action], I can only hope that you feel the same [euphemism for attraction] toward me. I eagerly anticipate your candid reply.
Sincerely, your [relationship to recipient], [name of sender]